Mr. Caboose,
The Epitome of Awesome

These days, it seems to me that everything in life is fueled by one thing: SEX.

Why? What is so great about sex? Sure, it might feel good, but other than that what is the point?

Do you want to know what the point of sex used to be? The point of sex used to be to have a baby. Not these days, nope, in fact these days it is probably the worst thing that could happen. God forbid you think about what you do before you do it.

What happened to the time when a relationship could be based off of love and not “love”(aka lust)? What happened to the time when people liked other people for who they are and not how they look?

I am a virgin, I am proud to admit it. In fact, I proudly proclaim that I am celibate, and will remain so until the day I die. There is no point to having sex for me because it means nothing to anyone anymore. I can think of hundreds of things that I could do that are better than what I could “do”. I don’t need to have sex with my girlfriend to have a good relationship.

There is more to life than getting laid people. That is as simple as I can put it. How about you get to know someone, take time to develop these things called “feelings”. Then when the time is right, maybe you can have sex.

I might be a freak for these thoughts, but it gets me respect.

-=Rev. Caboose=-

Let The Rev. Preach

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This Revolution has begun, and now I bring you the first of many chapters.

If anyone knows me, then they know that I speak my mind and take no prisoners. This whole Revolution is brought to you courtesy of the Freedom of Speech. Sugarcoating never gets you anywhere in life. If it does, then you are there for the wrong reasons and you are a coward for covering your words and making it seem all goody goody.

Parents: Stop worrying about what your children see on the TV or internet or in games. You CAN’T protect your children forever. The best thing you could do is prepare your children for the harsh realities of the world instead of cowering in fear of them not being able to handle it.

People in general: Where do you think you are going to get in life by lying? Nowhere. If you happen to hurt a few people along the way because you told the truth, then so be it. Start caring about what you think, and stop caring about what other people think.

Are you afraid you are gonna hurt someone’s feelings? Are you afraid you are going to be called a racist? The answer is simple: DON’T.

I could go on and on about censorship and what not, but the bottom line is: It’s stupid, and unnecessary.

-=Rev. Caboose=-

Today is the dawn of a new age. A day that I hope will bring change. Whether it be permanent or not. Whether anyone listens or not.

This isn’t about religion. This isn’t about the government. This isn’t about me. This IS about change. A
change in society. A change in the way people think, act, perceive others, and perceive themselves.

I have had enough of this bullshit that we proudly call Modern Society. Am I saying that I want to rule over everyone? No, I just want to see a change. I want people to start thinking for themselves instead of doing what others say. Get a mind of your own people, don’t just go with what is popular, or what your friends tell you to go with. Go with something you like.

Over the next few days, or weeks, or months, or however long this takes; I am going to be ranting like no other, and I want anyone who is willing to join me, to copy and paste everything I say. I want you to paste it on every website that will allow you to post things. I want to see my words everywhere I go. I want this posted in blogs. I want this posted on forums. I want it EVERYWHERE

The Revolution has begun.

2-13-08 8:00 P.M.

-=Rev. Caboose=-

Let The Rev. Preach

This is only the beginning

Race no longer exists as a separator of skin and culture and whatever other bullshit they define Race as.

Race is a tool, a tool used by the minorities to get whatever bullshitted thing they want in life.

When a black kid is picked on at school, it’s because he is black. not because he’s a fucking nerd or because he is just fucking weird. No, the parents of this child pull this so called “Race Card” and immediately win their hand.

Fuck race. It means nothing to me. If you are black, you are black. If you are brown, then you are brown, and so on.

Nigger, is not a black person. No, nigger is a word used to describe anyone who does not contribute to society, and in fact takes away from society and bitches about the society that provides for him/her.

Fuck this bullshit

-=Rev. Caboose=-

Let the Rev. preach

for some odd reason, the tip of my right index finger is fucking cold as a mother fucker. ive tried sitting on it, breathing on it, sitting it next to the heater, putting it in the microwave, and for some odd reason, it is still fucking cold.

what the fuck

Ya, it’s been a while since I’ve written on my site that I have been still paying $5 a month for even though I have not been using it lately.

Well, what’s new with me, Mr. Caboose?

• New found/rekindled love for Pantera
• Found new band called DROID
  
• Got a birth certificate, finally after 17 years
• Bought a Killswitch Engage t-shirt
• Bought a Pantera beanie
• Made the most awesome picture ever
  
• Rekindled some friendships
• Gained a new friend
• Started hanging out with Jesus and Brownie
• Cussed out an emo at a local Hott Topic
• Almost got arrested for moshing at the Walmart parking lot at 1:30 A.M.

Ya, lots of shit. I’m sure there’s plenty more but I don’t feel like remembering the rest.

Hope to write again soon, I miss this shit

-=Mr. Caboose=-

‘Nuff said

Here is my review, as seen on www.avpvm.com/forums:halo 3 is well worth the money and the hype.

Well, in the small town of Delphi(Delhole), Indiana, school has begun. Actually, it began 2-3 weeks ago. Right now I’m in my computer graphics class doing a project(ya, uh huh).

School so far has been pretty easy/fun. Ya, I know, school? Fun? Riggghhhttt…..

I have a lot of my classes with my friends and it seems ALL of my friends are in one of my lunches but the important friends. In my other lunch one of my awesome best friends is there, but she gets hogged a lot. People in that lunch need to realize that I don’t really want to talk to anybody but her.

This year, it seems a lot of the freshmen are in love with me. Whether this is a plot to make me think I’m cool and then destroy me, or it’s actual honest worshiping, I will never know.

I’ll keep you guys updated on my school year, not that you care. No, it’s definitely not that you care, but I care enough about all of you that I have to share with all of you my wonderful fucking adventures.

Have a nice fucking day

-=Mr. Caboose=-

There are a lot of things in the God damn world that piss me off. There’s almost too much shit to count. Honestly, I know that by writing this article I’m gonna get pissed because I’m thinking about all the things that piss me off; but oh well.

I am writing this to pretty much waste my time, and most likely to waste your time because it’s not like you have a life anyways if you are reading this page. That reminds me though, I absolutely hate wasting my time.

Anime pisses me off. Waking up in the middle of the night and walking down stairs to get something to drink, then noticing that my dumb shit brother left the TV on and seeing some dipshitted show like Inuyasha or Naruto on Fucking pisses me off. Anime is the dumbest form of cartoon or televisionized entertainment ever Fucking created. Yes, as of right Fucking now televisionized is a Fucking word. If you like Anime, go Fuck yourself; you have fallen to the Japanese. You should be A-Fucking-Shamed.

Censoring pisses me off. People who try to censor me or censor something I like are way up there towards the front of the line of things that piss me off like a mother Fucker. God gave us a God damn mouth for a Fucking reason so I’m gonna say whatever the Fuck I want whenever the Fuck I want. If you don’t like that then Fuck you.

That brings me to the next thing that pisses me off, people who get offended when certain “words” are said. Examples: Fuck, Nigger, Cunt, Fag, Dyke, Big Titted Whore, Homo, Sand-Nigger, Bitch, Ho, and Midget. If you are offended by these words or any other words not listed your options are simple: bitch about it, deal with it, go Fuck yourself.

Facebook pisses me off, but since Facebook is so lame and gay and shitty, it’s gonna get its own article so look for that sometime.

Hippies piss me off. But since you already know that there is no further explanation needed. If you don’t know, go here you Fuck-stick:
http://www.outerfuel.com/mrcaboose/?p=21

Stupid people piss me off. I can’t even count the times I’ve gotten pissed at some dumb Fuck that is walking in front of me slowly and just looking around. People who ask dumb questions that they already know the answer to fall into this category too. I don’t care what kind of job you have or if it hurts your Fucking feelings because your IQ is below 70 making you legally Fucking retarded, I’m still gonna kick you in the face and say, “Fuck you moron.” as I remove my foot from the face that is now imprinted with every line on the bottom of my shoe.

I’m too lazy and quite frankly getting too Fucking pissed to continue explaining why these things piss me off. So I’m just going to list them off now. This is just a shortened list of the things that piss me off. There’s too many to list seriously.

• Hillary Clinton pisses me off
• People who lie about me piss me off
• People who talk about me without my permission piss me off
• People who can’t say Fuck piss me off
• Stupid people piss me off
• Gay people piss me off
• Ugly people who think they are absolutely the hottest thing ever since Ange-Fucking-lina Joli piss me off
• People who instruct you how to do something even though you already know how to do it piss me off
• EMO’s piss me off
• British people piss me off
• Non-English speaking immigrants piss me off
• People who think Slipknot is the absolute SHIZ-NIT and have never heard any other “hard” band other than Slipknot piss me off
• People who stare at me for no God damn reason piss me off
• A-cups piss me off
• The people who are going to comment this article and bitch and moan because they didn’t like something in this article piss me off
• The fact that Dr. Pepper doesn’t really have 23 flavors pisses me off
• Dogs piss me off

Well I am done. Go Fuck yourself and don’t tell me how it felt.

have a nice day

-=Mr. Caboose=-